Up the Hill Comes Andrew Jackson!

Far fewer Americans than I expected seem to know the magnificent song, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, which I assumed was an old standard — I knew it at the age of 9 or 10, way off the American east coast, in Ireland. It came my way via a Muppet Show audio cassette, courtesy of Dungannistan Library, (thank you, SELB!).

I hope that if you are reading this you will enjoy the song too, and learn how to sing it at a moment's notice. It was written for Groucho Marx, that genius comic of the 20th century, and is performed here by himself and cast, in the movie At The Circus (1939).

The song's intricate lyrics are hilarious:

Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopidia,
Oh Lydia the Queen of Tattoo,
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo,
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too.

In this clip, Groucho Marx looks like he could be 17, even with that moustache, and he also looks as if he is enjoying himself very much. It's also funny to hear the joke he slips in while telling how he first met Lydia: "...at the world's fair in 1900... marked down from 1940."

As the song goes, "You can learn a lot from Lydia," and listen to Groucho's classic Noo Yawk accent, where even in the word 'learn', he tries very hard not pronounce the letter 'r'.

Has He Lost It Completely?

I keep getting emails from the President, who seems to be seeing many versions of me...

Manhattan Skyline From Tenth Avenue Looking East

And from fifteen floors up...

In Case Anyone Was Asleep

Only Real Men Go to Heaven

Carl Paladino, the Republican candidate for governor of New York, seen above hugging local man Tim Murphy, left, who's still in his dressing gown.

Isn't there something a bit odd about men like them? If they're going to heaven...

Much Bigger Than North Korea

Solomon Burke: 420 pounds, 21 children, over 90 grandchildren, has died aged 70. He was, as I reach for another cliché, an American original.

Happy Happy Happy Happy

North Korea parade marks 65 years of reclusive state's rule, in color this year!