Thursday, July 20, 2006

Additional Pope found in Wisconsin

NEW YORK, July 20th, 2006 -- I can today reveal that a second, spare Pope has been located in the state of Wisconsin, United States of America, seen in the above photograph pointing at his trusty pickup truck. Pope Pius XIII has condemned many things, including Popes John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul I, John Paul II, and Benedict XVI, whom he says are fakes. Pius XIII enjoys the outdoors and self-improvement, as seen in this next photo.

Caption: Pope Pius XIII assists in the construction of his Papal library, getting a handful of nuts used on the sheet metal screws.