Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Tunnel Vision at Nostrand Avenue

You too can see this odd little thing on the lower level of the Queens-bound platform, in the Nostrand Avenue subway station on Fulton Street -- where the A and C trains stop.


That's a nice bit of tiling, eh? But what's that little rectangle right under the letter A in NOSTRAND?


It's...a...


...it's a photo of the same bit of tiling! Glued to the tile. How very odd. If anyone can give some insight, please get in touch. 

Sunday, June 09, 2013

West 164th Street is a Bloody Mess


I was walking along West 164th Street in Washington Heights this morning, when I happened upon the aftermath of a really nasty fist fight, or some sort of savage beating-up...


Aside from the large splatters of congealed blood: the blood-encrusted remains of someone's wristwatch, and on the right... is that part of the plastic hand grip from a pistol?


Blood was splashed on two cars parked by the sidewalk...


The entire scene was gruesome. What happened here?

Thursday, June 06, 2013

Click-click? Tap-tap

“As we see it, there is now a significant gap between what most Americans think the law allows and what the government secretly claims the law allows. This is a problem, because it is impossible to have an informed public debate about what the law should say when the public doesn’t know what its government thinks the law says.” — NYTimes, June 6th 2013, sixty-ninth anniversary of D-Day. 

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Priceless


As seen on East 57th Street.



Thursday, May 30, 2013

The City as Summer Begins


As seen in an elevator.


Not sure what was happening here...


Mist shrouded NYC during the last week of May; it was unseasonably wet and chilly at times...


And me in the sun,


...and me in the rain.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

James Baldwin's Wife?


In a FedEx Office outlet last evening, two employees were trying to outdo each other in loud voices, about their respective godliness.

The young man asks the older woman: 

"But tell me, do you read the King James Version of the Bible?"

His out-of-her-depth older colleague replies with a confused squeak:

"He...he had his own version of the Bible?!"

Lost for words, she gave  a sort of  hmmmph!  of  disgust, as if to say, 'his own Bible! Isn't that just typical of him!'

Clearly leading with his superior knowledge, the young guy then goes on to say that King James was that king with, you know, the Six Wives. 

"Oh yes," said his colleague, trying to get back in the game, "one of the wives was called Ann Baldwin, wasn't she?" 

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Obama Day Lewis


Isn't Daniel Day-Lewis a dead ringer for President Obama in Steven Spielberg's upcoming epic, Obama?

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Waiting

Who...

...me?

All, Everywhere, In Any Era

The Pathmark supermarket at 125th Street and Lexington Avenue asserts its ownership over ALL shopping carts everywhere, that have ever existed in the known universe. You have been warned.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Jaizz, man!


In Bennett Park, jasmine blooms. This park, at 183rd Street, is notable for being the highest natural point on Manhattan Island, 265 feet above sea level.

Monday, April 15, 2013

At the Corner of Yuk and Phooey


Only the finest of quality goods to be had in Bushwick, Brooklyn...

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Street



A still from Street, a movie on show at MOMA, stretching three minutes out to one hour.

Friday, April 12, 2013

She Died?

I had nonsensically assumed that she would just keep on getting older and older.


Above, one might say the two local NYC broadsheets were politic in their coverage of Margaret Thatcher's death: the Wall Street Journal saluted her on page A1 above the fold; the New York Times slotted her slightly less gloriously, below the fold.

Thatcher's death sparked off a stream of vivid, indelible memories in my head. She was the Prime Minister during my growing up in Northern Ireland. I was seven when she was elected, an event I do not remember, although I do remember front page newspaper photographs of President Jimmy Carter in tears after he lost the election to Reagan. (Carter's and Thatcher's times in office overlapped by about a year).

And I was 18 in 1990, when she was kicked out of power by her own party: she ruled over those most formative years, and I cannot but imagine that barely a day would pass without hearing or reading some reference to her in the media. I have very mixed feelings about Thatcher, especially in her relations with (Northern) Ireland, though it is too complex a matter for me to bike down to Red Hook and wave these while guldering tunelessly:


I can remember clearly being nine years old during the Falklands War, and thinking the whole affair was the most exciting thing ever, especially as 'we' won. It perhaps also occurred to my childish mind at the time that having a war that did not turn into a thermonuclear holocaust, meant that perhaps some wars weren't so bad after all... An even earlier memory for me is not the specificity of a national leader or an event like an election, but my first grasping of the feeling of enormous dread of nuclear war, and what that might mean. I had no reference point for vast, fiery man-made destruction (does anyone?), but I remember distinctly that around 1980 (January 1980 to be exact) the National Geographic arrived at my home and the cover (below) showed a new view of the planet Jupiter, which I glimpsed and thought was an image of our Earth, burning to death. 


This image (I cannot stress this enough) terrified me for years after, and I was 17 or 18 before I saw it again, read the cover and sort of... shrugged... sighed. 

But anyway, getting back to Maggie... As I said, growing up in a (nominally Protestant, or at least, not Catholic) Northern Irish household, I initially thought Thatcher wasn't so bad. One day at high school, I found - somehow - a book of poems by the Jamaican-born poet Linton Kwesi Johnson, who spoke as the voice of protest of many black British people out of Brixton, the London neighborhood that erupted in anti-Thatcher rioting in 1981:


Maggi Tatcha on di go
Wid a racist show
But a she haffi go Kaw,
Right now, African
Asian
West Indian
An’ Black British
Stan firm inna Inglan
Inna disya time yah

and, most memorably:


Inglan is a bitch 
Dere´s no escapin it 
Inglan is a bitch 
Dere´s no runnin´ whey fram it

And so it is no surprise that her death prompted, not an Irish Wake for Maggie Thatcher as took place here in NYC, but a much more blunt Margaret Thatcher Death Party in Windrush Square, in Brixton:


(In a gloriously ironic moment, the local cinema was in the middle of an Argentine film festival!)


I could, of course, witter on all day, but one final image (above) permits me to ask the following question: why would a young man at a party celebrating Margaret Thatcher's death be handing out free cartons of milk? I wonder how many American readers could answer this trivia question? 

Answer:˙"ɹǝɥɔʇɐus-ʞןıɯ 'ɹǝɥɔʇɐɥʇ ʇǝɹɐbɹɐɯ" ǝןʇıʇ ǝɥʇ ɹǝɥ ǝʌɐb ǝןdoǝd ˙ʎɐp ʎɹǝʌǝ ןooɥɔs ʇɐ uoıʇɐɹ ʞןıɯ ǝǝɹɟ s,uǝɹpןıɥɔ ɟo buıpunɟ ɔıןqnd ןǝɔuɐɔ oʇ pǝıɹʇ ʎןsnoɯɐɟ ǝɥs uǝɥʍ 's0761 ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝʇsıuıɯ ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌob ɐ sɐ ɹǝʇsıuıɯ ǝɯıɹd oʇ ʇuǝɔsɐ ɹǝɥ pǝʇɹɐʇs ɹǝɥɔʇɐɥʇ ʇǝɹɐbɹɐɯ

Tuesday, April 02, 2013