Today, tonight, this eternally-odd city gave its standard performance... was that a werewolf I saw bounding over a fence in Central Park around 10pm?
Whether it was a werewolf or not, it seems the animals aren't happy — see above. But my question for Mister Cat is: exactly when were you in charge before? And given your attention span of, on average, 30 seconds, can we really rely upon you to regulate the markets, or just spit at your own shadow?
A beast of a dump truck idled on East 79th Street around midnight...
You've heard that they're building the Second Avenue Subway at last... well, is that the Second Avenue Submarine I spotted tonight? Such weirdness, could it be... the End of ...
<< Home