Here Is the News, With Some Additional Research

NY Times: F.B.I. agents are sweeping across northern New Jersey Thursday, making arrests in what is described as a major corruption probe...

Or maybe they all suddenly decided to go out and get some fresh air...

"Guys, let's hike across the Garden State! Last one through Delaware is a rotten egg!"

Old Jokes Home:

Q: What do you call a bullet proof Irishman?
A: Rick O’Shea.