Snowmageddon!

This will be the last post ever, after TV stations everywhere predicted the end of everything because of a snow storm heading straight for _______ (fill in name of wherever you live), resulting in _____ feet of snow (insert ludicrously large number of feet). It's SNOWMAGEDDON!

So, to fortify against the icy death that looms, I rifled through the Spam Poetry Folder. This one, so distinctively Eliotian, is called:

I love this, and strong men - are you?

Hello - I like you did not say - 

Do you remember,

When we made love three?

Who you like more? 

 "I am a Russian girl with blonde or America?"

Waiting for an answer - 

If you like - 

continue.