Tuesday, December 15, 2009

For A Good Clean Feeling...

For a Good Clean Feeling, No Matter What... rinse regularly with fresh, minty Oral Roberts... who has just died aged 91. Roberts was another of those whacko American televangelists, about which the the New York Times says:
At the height of his influence, Mr. Roberts sat at the head of a religious, educational and communications enterprise based in Tulsa, Okla., that managed a university, conducted healing "crusades" on five continents, preached the gospel on prime-time national television and published dozens of books and magazines.
And despite all that influence, still no one would help him to his feet. By the 1990s, the obituary continues:
Mr. Roberts' ass was so painful from sitting that he