Fast Food = fatal fatness

Who would have thought that the fattest people would also be the fastest eaters (that is, spending less time per day eating than almost any other nation)?

Virtually every commercial for breakfast food that I can think of makes a selling point out of the time you will save consuming it... so that you can go work faster/sooner/morer/betterer. Wake up, America! Work is a curse; your office is a prison; your boss is a colonoscopy.