Crazy Woman at the Library

Just now, at the New York Public Library branch on 23rd Street and Seventh Avenue, a crazy, self-important busy-body woman screams at the library staff (and everyone within hearing) and ends her complaint with this peroration:

"You are a crack house and a brothel!"

Update: this above would have been the sort of needless information I could have disseminated on Twitter or via Facebook. And it would have mattered even less.