The New York Times recommends B. Obama for all your country's needs

"The United States is battered and drifting after eight years of President Bush’s failed leadership. He is saddling his successor with two wars, a scarred global image and a government systematically stripped of its ability to protect and help its citizens — whether they are fleeing a hurricane’s floodwaters, searching for affordable health care or struggling to hold on to their homes, jobs, savings and pensions in the midst of a financial crisis that was foretold and preventable... Vote Obama or we're really fucked!"

The Times also has an interactive guide to all its Presidential endorsements, ever.