Conclave Fever Rages Across World, Known Universe

As exhausted Cardinals emerged bent double from their marathon Concave session in Rome, white smoke billowed randomly from vents, ducts and other exhaust systems around the entire world, indicating that ordinary lay people, in some cases even mere whizzing and whirring machines, have decided to elect Popes as well.

Pictured below: white smoke emerging from New York Presbyterian Medical Center's central laundry facility, as a group of steam presses declared they have elected Pope Ssssssssssssssssh-sssssshhhh-SSSSSHHHH-kkkknnnk I.