Sunday, June 05, 2011

Summery Summary

Man in Union Square, choosing his words very carefully:
He's, how can I put it, he's, uhhh... very socially awkward.
His female companion, not mincing words at all:
He's not socially awkward, he's a douche.

Woman in Union Square to her female companion:
This time round, I am way more interested in the non-holy matrimonial aspects of marriage.