Interfering, Money-Wasting, Down-Your-Neck Breathing, Time-Wasting Big Government REPUBLICANS

Eighteenth Century Republicans Visiting D.C. Recently

Eight days into their majority control of the Ohio Legislature, state Republicans have introduced five (5) (FIVE!) anti-abortion bills. 

Parts of Cleveland have 35 to 40 percent unemployment. On that matter alone, laws prohibiting abortion will clearly help, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because [someone, anyone, help them, poor dears, they're stuck!]

When will this incoherence finally get nailed? What do self-respecting, nonsense-spouting conservatives in America have to do these days to make themselves unelectable nincompoops? It seems nothing works. Literally.