My Clever Cellular Phone

The RapidEntry setting on my cell phone does not know useful words, like "fucking" and yet somehow yesterday, while I was texting it created this portmanteau word: Fuckingenue from 'fucking' and 'ingenue.' My fucking cell phone doesn't know the word 'fucking' but it knows 'ingenue'? Fuckincredible!

Above, that perpetual fuckingenue, Mary Pickford.