Maybe the Jukebox is Too Loud?

A man walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks why and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.

So he orders a drink and the barman says: "Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish."

"OK," says the man.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, "You have one wish."

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.

He tells the barman, "Hey, I didn't want a million ducks."

The barman replies, "You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"