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The Very Reverend St. Ephen McKinley,Vicar to the Stars (left), with the Holy Spirit

I'm in Providence, Rhode Island, for the weekend, for a conference with the Holy Spirit, and other important Christian icons.

Above, the Holy Spirit is giving me a cute little peck on the ear! It's wonderful to be here, though we will be discussing some grave matters. Several tens of millions of Americans, for example, who think they are born again Christians, will be receiving some very bad news after the conference here in Providence. All that, and there will be changes at other levels too. How can I put it? — fancy some Cheddar with your communion wine?

[UPDATE: the Holy Spirit shat on my best jacket! How unkind.]