If only we could gloat

It was "Mission Accomplished" in 2003. Then, "A Plan for Victory," in 2005. This October, the most disastrous occupant of the White House ever, announced regarding Iraq: “Absolutely, we’re winning.” This week, two new ways to parse his nightmare: he is seeking "a new way forward," while also admitting, “We’re not winning. We’re not losing.”

Given an infinite amount of time, I wonder how long it would be until he'd finally say, "We're fucked and it's all my fault"?